Top Ten Reasons to elect Mitt:
10) The National Cathedral could be renamed the National Tabernacle
9) NASA could commission a satellite to 'hie to Kolob'
8) The Secret Service could be renamed the Sacred Service
7) All official government prayers could include the phrase 'that we all can get home safely'
6) Napoleon Dynamite could get someone other than Pedro elected
5) The President could not only explain things in Layman's terms, but also in Lemuel's terms
4) The President could issue pardons in exchange for 100% home teaching
3) Not only could he pronounce 'Nuclear' but also 'Mahonri Moriancumer'
2) At his inauguration he would swear on the Bible 'as far as it is translated correctly'
1) Finally, a first family large enough to fill up the White House
Thanks dad for the fun email you forwarded on to me!
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see my dad's blog (pasjourneys.blogspot.com) for more reasons to elect him, not just the funny ones. :)
go mitt go!
I especially like #7 and #2!
That's just too funny!
that is fabulous. go mitt!
...And everyone pays the same tax rate: 10%!
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