Why do I share this with you? I just want you to feel better about yourself. And you can tell me I don't look like this anymore if you really want to. Pretty please.
Saturday, July 18, 2009
worst picture ever
I have many a bad photo of myself, but this one has to be the worst. I don't blame the camera or the photographer, that's just the way I was. Inflated face, yucky hair and all. But what I really wonder is why my Grandma and Grandpa had five copies of this photo. Of all the photos to have multiple copies of me in their home, why this one? Why, Grandma and Grandpa, why? Why did it have to be my worst photo ever? Actually, I know why. It's the first time I visited them with their new twin great grandchildren. Pretty exciting to have twin great grandchildren to show off. Kyle and Jordan were less than two weeks old.
Why do I share this with you? I just want you to feel better about yourself.
Why do I share this with you? I just want you to feel better about yourself. 
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First we have to put things into prospective. You just had twin, and I can reassure you that if I had twins my face would have exploded. My whole body would have exploded into something that would be a great commercial for Pillsbury Dough, but look at your legs. They are skinny. Well, the hair really isn't that bad. It was the fashion of the time. I had the same haircut, but even worse I let somewoman in Germany die it and it turned Orange, so for weeks until I could afford to have it re-done I ran around looking like well, it is so bad just thinking about it wants to make me cry. Audra your one hot babe. I hope you husband know that.
Oh Audra, you make me laugh so hard. I hope you don't take this the wrong way but I have to agree, it may not be the best photo of you but you just had twins! Give yourself a break. You are so beautiful, a little puffiness doesn't take that away.
you don't look like this one iota, my dear. not even a little bit. i will now take this moment to tell you that i have long coveted your lovely dark hair...like for years now. and your ability to wear red lipstick, because after you entry i tried it and failed miserably. you are fabulously fabulous, my friend.
what you didn't mention is that you were valedictorian of your college, and became such while completing your finals while on bed rest.
I think you look pretty darn good for someone who has accomplished that let alone also having TWINS!
And... You are gorgeous!
I'm sure I have some horrible pictures of me somewhere.
And yes, you look much better now than in that picture.
You are beautiful!!!!!!!!
You look beautiful then and you look beautiful now. So there. And I love how Kyle and Jordan looked like Kyle and Jordan right from the start.
The fact that Grandma and Grandpa had so many copies of this picture speaks volumes about them. 1) They thought you were beautiful. Even after having twins. Even with a bad haircut. I don't think Grandma ever saw our weaknesses. 2) They are SO proud of their family. The fact that you gave birth to TWO adorable little men just put them over the top with bragging fodder. Can't you just imagine Grandma showing all her friends this picture while telling them about her awesome, amazing, superb, wonderful, beautiful, exceptional granddaughter?
Oh man, I just laughed sooo loud. NOT at how you look, but what your wrote. hahahahahlol lol!!!! Seriously Audge, I can count on you to make me smile or laugh ALL THE TIME!! You are sooo cute. You know what though? I was right there with you when we had our babies and I thought you looked great!! Isn't it funny to look back?? Man, I am sooo glad I don't look like I did right after having my babies too! You are gorgeous woman... and yes, you are tan now and have a little (ok.. a lot) skinnier face. :)
I love you all!
I had a horrible hair cut when i had jared. My sister cut my hair. It was so bad because my nose was swollen too!! When Roger came home after I had my hair cut I was hiding behind the sofa crying. All he could say is "it will grow back"..hahaha..You could never look bad!! Always beautiful!!
I have come up with 647 comments to this post and they are currently running at at 80/20 not sweet to sweet ratio. I don't know which one to choose.
I kind of want to do a "top ten" and I am also curious what you thought my comment to this would be.
I guessed you'd make fun of me cause you're a mean old man.
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